JOKES FOREVER...

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SANTA BANTA FOREVER

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Four hightech sardar inventions:
-Waterproof towel
-Solar powered torch
-Book on how to read
-Pedal powered wheel chair.

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Sardrji eats 8 Butter Naan at a
party n is Suffering from
Constipation.
Now Praying & Crying in Toilet,
"Hey wahe Guru,
Ya to JAAN nikal De,
Ya fir NAAN nikal de."

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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha
"Yaar tu hamesha foreign channel
kyun dekhta rehta hai?"
Sardar: "Yaar kuch bijli unki
bhi kharcha hone do."



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Why did sardar cut the sides
of the capsule before taking it?
To avoid side effects!





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Sardar ke bagiche mein bahut
ped the. Sardar ne naukar se
bola pedon ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "Sahib barish ho
rahi hai"
Sardar: Buddhu chatri pakdke dal na".





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Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya
kar raha hai, whole body was
born in punjab".



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Ek teacher ne sardar se
puchha "Akal badhi ya bhais ?
Sardar bola "Sir pehle date
of birth to batao".

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Why was sardarji writing the
exam near the door? Because
it was an entrance exam.


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2 Sardars were fighting after exam
Sir; Y UR Fighting?
Srd1: DS fool left d Ans-Sheet Blank!
Sir: So?
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Sarar's wife saw him Studing regarding Blood.
Wife: Y You are studing now ?
Sardar: Darling 2day Dr. told me that 2moro there
is a Blood Test 4 me.
So, I want 2 score hi marks,

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Banta's son: Dad there is
some one on the door to
collect donations for a
swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.





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Santa: I am a proud sardar,
my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really? What is he studying?
Santa: He is not studying.
They are studying him.

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Sardar: Boss, mission par
kaise jaaoon, mujhe headache
ho raha hai.
Boss: Ab head
ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega.!

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Sardar: Agar Koi aadmi mar raha
ho to uske muh me kya dalna chaiyea?
Banta:"AMBUJA CEMENT" Kyun ki is
cement me JAAN hai…

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Santa: why u got failed in ur

Maths exam?
Son: Once Madam Said 3+5=8,
N next day she said 4+4=8 ,

Then what wil I do.

Teacher: Aap ka beta Cigrate pita hai,

App kabhi usay poochtay nahi..
Sardar: Ha, Poochta Hu par

Kamina kabhi detanahi Hai…

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Sardar: Oye, Murge ki tang kidhar hai,
Waiter: paji, murga langada tha,
Sardar: Aur Dil?
Waiter: Ow Murgi Legayi,
Sardar: abe, dimag to hoga
Waiter: Sorry paji, Murga Panjabi Tha.

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Sardar-iam going out for five days..
Wife-Ok but don’t surprise me by

coming back early,
Other wise u will be surprised..

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Sardar:
Had Twins,
Named:
Tin & Martin;
Again had Twins,
Named:
Peter & Repeter;
Again had Twins,
Twins,
Named;
Max & Climex
Again had Twins,
& Got Fedup
Then Named;
Stop & Fullstop!....

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Beta: Papa mujhe 1 bhai Chaiye,
Papa: Beta is kaam me 9 mahine lag jate hai,
Beta: papa aap to Contractor ho 5-8 aadmi aur lagwaoo..

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Santa Ice piece haath me lekar gaur C dekh raha tha.
Banta: kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Dekh raha hu ki leak kaha Se Ho Raha Hai….

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A Sardar Lost His Donkey But Still was Dancing,
Some One Asked him Y was He Dancing?
Sardar: "Achha Hua Mein gadhe per

nahi baitha tha varna Main Bhi Kho jata,:

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Q, BHAGWAN ko Gussa kab aata hai?
A. jab koi ladki shadi se pahale pregnant

ho jaye, aur uski maa kahe,
"haey BHAGWAN Tune a kya kiya,

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